November 2nd, 2024

On NOT Running the NYC Marathon

In a letter to the New York Times editor 20 years ago, I referred to the NYC Marathon as a “magnificent piece of urban theatre.” With a one to two million spectators, random New Yorker’s (including cops and firefighters) cheering for middle-of-the-packers, handmade signs in a thousand comical iterations, it a wonder to both to behold and participate in.

Some call it a 26.2 mile block party; I prefer to think of it as a very long stage. I have pre-planned beer stops, airplane around the turns, slap the outstretched hands of little kids and adults alike, and do my very best to whoop and holler and engage with the crowd, as I have usually determined by mile five that I probably won’t win. Because without the people it would be just another footrace.

On Marathon Sunday, New York City — where people don’t generally chat up strangers — becomes the biggest small town in the world. Everyone talks to everyone, and everywhere, if you are within spitting distance of the course.

Sometimes, especially as I age, I suffer minor injuries in training that curtails me. So I end up doing the event as a fun run instead of racing it. Hence the beers.

I’ve blogged about this before, including a Blawg Review (as well as reflections about running Boston). It is an extraordinary experience, and I’ve been lucky enough to do it 23 times.

But this year I’m out. I had my best training in years — with hundreds of miles running roads and trails, sometimes at night — and was hoping to actually race this year for a good time (on the clock, instead of simply hamming it up).

Instead I’ll be spectating. Just one week before the race I pulled a calf muscle while scrambling up a steep pitch on a hike. Then limped for a couple hours to get down the easy way. Then pulled the other calf muscle a few days later while limping down the stairs.

But if you think I’m tapping this keyboard to whine and complain about my misfortune you are mistaken.

Life is a series of experiences. Family, travel, jobs and if we are lucky, recreational. It’s the reason I was sworn in at the United States Supreme Court. It’s the reason I keep coming back to run New York.

Hopefully the good experiences we have in life will outweigh the bad when our time has come.

In my job over the last 38 years I’ve represented many, many people with lousy experiences. It’s why they needed a lawyer. It’s why I run races in a turkey suit come Thanksgiving time. I let my feathers fly to appreciate my luckiness.

In other places there are, of course, far worse experiences than those represented by the records in my file cabinets, often by many orders of magnitude: Ukraine invaded by Russia, civil wars in Sudan, Syria, Libya and elsewhere, crisis in Venezuela, and 100 years of Islamic extremists trying exterminate Jews and Israel. Horror stories abound of killing, starvation and displacement.

And me and my aging legs? I can’t whine. I’ve been as lucky as a guy can get. I’ve been able to run the streets of NYC for no other reason than the thrill of running the streets of NYC. Again and again and again.

To those that are running the race, I wish you all the best of luck. And hope that you are able to appreciate how lucky you are simply to have this opportunity. And to cherish the experience.

 

November 7th, 2022

Why Run the NYC Marathon?

Beer at mile 7 in Brooklyn, after I figured out I probably wasn’t going to win.

OK, I did it again yesterday, running the 26.2 through the streets of NYC.

But the question is why: Why would anyone do that? Hopefully, this brief blog post answers that.

Life is a series of adventures and experiences. You hope for good ones but some will suck.

In the process we do our best, sometimes, to make memories. It was the reason I got sworn in to practice before the United States Supreme Court, despite my expectancy of actually appearing there being someplace barely above nil.

When we are young, we fantasize about experiences to come: Standing on the pitchers mound in the World Series; Soaring toward the hoop in a pro basketball game; And similar for soccer, football, tennis, hockey, the Olympics, and any sport played in an arena with tens of thousands of screaming fans.

Odds are, you will never ever have that fantasy turn into reality. Ever.

Except for one place. There are only a very small handful of major foot races that both attract the best in the word and are also open to the public to compete against them. And the first Sunday in November is the largest one of them all. Not figuratively the biggest, but literally. Same race, same field, same day, same screaming fans.

A million fans — again not figuratively but literally — will line the course and, if you have your name on your shirt, scream for you. Absolute and complete total strangers. Yelling. For you. For you of average athletic ability who trained to run long. You can compete against the best and compare yourself.

Is there any other sport where you can compare yourself to the best in the same event — quantitatively? At the end of the day, you can say you are 50% as good as the best in the world. Or 65%. Or 40%. You know exactly where you stand, for better or worse.

The event is, for those competing for time, a race. But most of the runners, and 100% of the fans, it is the world’s largest piece of urban theatre.

It’s a day when New York City turns in the biggest small town in the world. Strangers chat with strangers. Randos congratulate you on the street afterward. They talk. Not in pixels.

And make no mistake about it, it is an adventure. You don’t really know what will happen. Will it be thrilling or anguishing? Will your mug appear on a bus? Who knows? But if you don’t try to have those experiences, then you certainly never will.

Doing this particular one may be hard, but then, if it was easy everyone would do it.

So go forth and have adventures. If not this, then another. Make it something you can think about in the old folks home years from now. Get out of your comfort zone. Do something new. Because talking about that one viral tweet you had decades ago won’t cut it.

 

October 30th, 2015

NYC Marathon and Law (Sometimes)

ASICS ad, 2012 NYC Marathon, photo by my son, then age 10, at end of 2010 marathon

I noted the other day that I had, over the last 9 years, hijacked my blog to talk baseball, even managing to toss some law into the mix. It was my way of celebrating that my Mets were in the World Series.

And today I do the same thing with running because, as it happens, the NYC Marathon is this Sunday, and over the years I’ve also done a slew of running posts, often mixed with law.

This Sunday, if the stars are all properly aligned, I will run the marathon by day in a Mets shirt and then climb to the top of Citi Field at night for game 5 of the World Series. So if you see some guy like that running while waving an orange rally towel, it’s just me trying to have a helluva-sports-kinda-day.

Isn’t that your image of what a lawyer should look like?

Post have ranged from a marathon length Blawg Review back in 2007, to discussions of the assumption of risk doctrine, to the stoopid legalese we often see in waivers, to the circumstances of how I found my face on the side of a bus.

And sometimes, there is no legal angle at all. I just wrote something because I enjoyed writing it. Whether you enjoy reading it is an altogether different factor.

Without further ado, the rest of a round-up of running related posts that have appeared here, some of which actually deal with law:

 

Boston Marathon (Drinking Beer, Kissing Wellesley Women and Abstract Journeys)

Turkewitz in the News…

Trial Tactics and Race Planning

The Long Blue Line (26.2 Miles of It)

New York City Marathon (Some thoughts and photos)–Updated for Zoe Koplowitz

The Boston Marathon (Highway to Hell)

Did Paul Ryan Lie? (About His Marathon Time?) -updated

Legal Implications for Cancelling NYC Marathon? (Updated)

Twelve Miles To Newtown

Boston Marathon Bombing (And the Lives We Lead)

What Does A Smile Mean? (Updated x2)

Running, Lawyering and The Great Stage

Passover and the Boston Marathon Bombing

Boston Marathon, 2015 Edition (Updated!)