September 8th, 2010

Happy New Year

The Jewish High Holy Day of Rosh Hashanah starts this evening. And just in time for that comes a Blawg Review with that very theme.

So if you want learn a tad about why the Jewish New Year doesn’t fall on the first day of the calendar new year, for instance, head over to Ron Coleman’s Likelihood of Confusion where he hosts Blawg Review #280. He also gives us the inside scoop on what happened this past week, legal-wise, while you were off enjoying the last week of summer.

And to those celebrating the New Year, L’ShanaTova Tikatevu. Wishing you a happy, healthy and sweet new year.

 

June 7th, 2010

Linkworthy (New York Edition)

Big Tobacco sues Big Apple. Can New York City force stores to put gruesome anti-tobacco posters up?

Will the BP oil spill hit New York? A computer simulation shows how the oil sweeps up the east coast (fast!) after it passes around the Florida Keys. And if it ruins my beach vacation this summer, can I sue? 

New York City pays $10M to a man framed for murder. Will they make a movie about how it happened?

A New York judge gives tips on  how to write a brief. If you want to lose;

New York law blogger Niki Black is tired of spam from lawyers. And now she is naming names. Welcome to the club;

And super New York law blogger Scott Greenfield does something rare. He discusses himself. And a psycho cyber stalker;

Did curvaceous New York banker  Debrahlee Lorenzana get fired for being too sexy? Or do you think, as I do, that her lawsuit over it is merely a publicity ploy for a modeling career?

I thought I was pretty good when I proposed to my wife on New Year’s Eve on a boat in the Galapogos after a day snorkeling with sea lions. But this proposal in Madison Square Park puts all others to shame. Epic. Hey, marriage has plenty of legal angles to it;

Bat Masterson. Federal Marshal.  Southern District of New York. A New York Times story. Go ahead, click that link, you know you want to;

But that Bat Masterson article reminds of of another one — the time Masterson met future Supreme Court Justice Benjamin Cardozo in a courtroom showdown, with Cardozo as defense counsel when Masterson sued for libel after an article said he: 

“made his reputation by shooting drunken Mexicans and Indians in the back.”

From the New York based Above the Law: Lawyers are taught to fight. But choking a prosector?

And a rare reversal of a mult-million dollar verdict in the Bronx. Based on the improper dismissal of a juror.

 

May 6th, 2010

Starbucks Hot Tea Lawsuit: Merit or Not?

The case popped up yesterday when it was reported in Reuters: Suit was brought against Starbucks because a woman was scalded by tea. With no  facts other than the bare bones Complaint, the writer then jumped in to discuss the Stella Liebeck McDonalds coffee case.

Once in the hands of Reuters, it went to the Gothamist. If you Google Starbucks hot tea case now you will see no shortage of stories on it, including HuffPo, CBS and the UK’s Telegraph. The story has gone international.

Ted Frank picked it up at Overlaywered. Frank, however, cautiously withheld his opinion because the Reuters article “fails to indicate sufficient facts to determine whether [plaintiff’s] scenario reflects injuries from a spill that was her own fault or the fault of Starbucks.” David Lat mocked it at Above the Law, asking  of Frank, “Where’s the outrage?”

Facts, facts, facts. That’s what makes and breaks lawsuits.

So I called plaintiff’s counsel, Elise Langsam. She’s been practicing 30+ years and has handled her share of scalding cases, often from showers where the landlord failed to set the water temperature controls properly. I wanted to know what actually happened with the Starbucks tea.

Here’s the deal. The plaintiff is Zeynap Inanli, a pro tennis player. Pro athletes aren’t generally the type of people that trip over their own two feet. And she didn’t.

The tea was bought at Starbucks near Grand Central Station on Lexington Third Avenue. The barista — coffee house devotees love that pretentious name for a counterperson — put the lid on, but didn’t put it on tight.  As Inanli walked with the tea, that lid popped off and Inanli’s arm was scalded with the contents.

Inanli was admitted to the Weil Cornell Burn Unit for five days as a result.

Combine unsecured lid with the fact that the tea was so hot it caused second degree burns to the arm of the tennis player, and you have the elements of an action. So, two simple facts are at play: The failure to secure the lid and the scalding temperatures.

As Langsam told me, “You don’t put molten lava in a cup with a loose lid.”

Will Starbucks say otherwise when they answer the lawsuit and ramp up the press machine? I would expect so. That’s what defense lawyers and press flacks are paid to do. So one day, assuming that Starbucks has a competing set of facts, it will get presented to a jury who will look the witnesses in the eye and try to determine fault. Maybe one, maybe the other, maybe a little bit of both. What will the result be? I don’t know, I didn’t see it happen and I won’t be on the jury.

But is this the making of an article in Reuters and a growing news story? I wouldn’t think so. The unsecured lid seems like run-of-the-mill negligence. The scalding hot tea might be a local store problem, or a company-wide problem, but only time (and discovery) will tell with that. If it’s a company-wide problem with plenty of past complaints, then maybe there is news. But I don’t see it yet. [Addendum: Here is a particularly moronic report from Lisa Mateo at WPIX in New York, who did man-in-the-street interviews without bothering to find out how the incident happened. That’s journalism?]

All in all, seems like a painful problem for the plaintiff, but most likely a rather simple fact pattern. The complaint is here:Inanli-v-Starbucks-Complaint

Update:  The Media’s Failure in the Starbucks Hot Tea Lawsuit

 

May 2nd, 2010

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April 29th, 2010

As the Blog Turns…

Three blasts from the past that have landed in the news in the last 24 hours, and two notes on problems I’ve had changing to WordPress:

1.   The story of Dr. Flea, that I covered two years ago, is still being talked about. This time by Ninth Circuit Chief Judge Alex Kozinski in an address to Fordham Law School;

2.   FindLaw’s shitblogs are still in the news, this time with an article in the May 2010 edition of the ABA Journal. The really funny part is where the PR flunky says that the blogs are designed to “be very user friendly for the consumer seeking legal information.” Sure. Right. But wouldn’t it be more honest to say, “Hey, we created crap, we know we created crap, and we don’t care. All we really care about is trying to game Google, solicit clients for the people that overpay us, and we don’t give a damn if we need to use a dead child to do it.” At least that would be honest.

3.   And the April Fool’s joke that won’t die is now in the  April 2010 newsletter from The Disciplinary Board of the Supreme Court of Pennsylvania (hat tip, How Appealing)

Who knew that blogging could be so much fun?

On the change of my blog platform to WordPress, though, not as much fun. Two problems:

All of my old comments are currently gone. They’re saved by my techie web guru, and he has to figure out a way to port them back in, hopefully automatically because doing it by hand would really suck;

Those that have subscribed by email are now getting a short synopsis instead of the whole post. I’m working on a solution. Please stand by.