October 15th, 2008

Breast Surgery As Door Prizes To Teens At Disco Clubs

Yeah, you read that subject heading correctly. And no, I didn’t make this story up. It comes from my correspondent in Argentina who came across this nugget in a local paper about plastic surgery implants as door prizes:

Three provincial governments are cracking down on local discoteques for giving out plastic surgeries — more specifically “implantes de siliconas” — as door prizes to teenagers who frequent their establishments. (Original source, in Spanish, La Razon)

(There is also more from my correspondent, aka my niece Julie, about health care plans giving one free plastic surgery per year.)

Think that can happen in the United States? Me neither. And why? Well, a multitude of reasons, including the potential liability aspects. And so, to my tort “reform” readers, let me say that fear of being sued is often a good thing. Because being held accountable tends to wake up the senses.

 

October 13th, 2008

Recipient of "I’m Sorry" Letter Fights Back with New Website To Regain Reputation

The “I’m Sorry” letter from Dallas attorney Jeff Murphrey raced around the internet last week. It raced because he had very creatively skewered opposing counsel Dale Markland for not having the decency to adjourn a deposition while he suffered the ravages of Hurricane Ike (I’m Sorry You’re A Jerk (Lawyering 101: Professionalism).

It seems that not only was property damaged, but so too was reputation. Markland, it may come as no surprise, was not pleased at being the butt of Murphrey’s letter and its wide dissemination. If you were Googling “Dallas Attorney Dale Markland” you would find a number of unflattering stories on the now famous “I’m Sorry” letter. And that’s bad if you happen to be Markland.

So how does a person you fight back and regain one’s Google reputation? Dan Solove dealt with the subject of easily ruined reputations in the digital age in his terrific book, The Future of Reputation: Gossip, Rumor, and Privacy on the Internet, which I reviewed last year. He would no doubt be interested in the path Markland is now taking to battle back.

If you’re playing a bit of catch-up here, this was some of the substance of the original letter from Murphrey after Markland demanded expenses and attorneys fees for a busted deposition:

I am sorry that a hurricane hit Houston.

I am sorry that I had no power or water at my house as a result of the hurricane.

I am sorry that I had to extend my stay out of state because of the hurricane.

I am sorry that CenterPoint energy did not bend more quickly to your desires and restore power to my home so that I could return to it sooner.

I am sorry that upon returning to my home on Monday, September 22, 2008, I discovered a roughly 50 ft. X 6 ft. swath of human excrement, used condoms and all the other niceties that come with a raw sewage leak in one’s backyard which drains into one of the main bayous in Houston.

I am sorry that I had to threaten City of Houston officials with lawsuits and local news exposure in order to get them to even agree to meet with me about cleaning up the problem.

I am sorry that these city officials chose a date that interfered with our deposition and gave me no other option.

I am sorry that the Houston Public Works Department had to use a fire hose to blow human excrement out of my yard on the day our deposition was scheduled.

I am sorry that the city required my presence at the debacle noted immediately above…

I am sorry that you are the only lawyer in this case that consistently goes out of his way to be unaccommodating and unprofessional with the other lawyers. I am sorry you are from Dallas.

This stuff then appeared not only on my humble little blog, but in far more prominent spaces including Above the Law, the WSJ Law Blog, the Houston Press and elsewhere.

So Markland has now acted, not just escalating a battle between he and Murphrey, but for a far more important reason: to reclaim his name in the event that future potential client’s Google him.

And so the Markland and Hanley website is now up, with the most prominent feature being Markland’s response to “the Hurricane letter.” In fact, this fledgling site only has those two pages (at the moment). Markland notes at one point some of the abuse he has been subjected to:

A telephone call from The Texas Lawyer asking me to respond to all of the scorn I was being subjected to on internet blogs and in emails circulating throughout the country. Not being a blogger, I was unaware of the scorn which had been directed at me by a segment of at least the lawyer populous. Directed to one particular blog site, I found bloggers, apparently some being lawyers, calling me a liar and a scoundrel.

The details of his end of the story are now up there, relying significantly on the assertion that he was unaware there even was a problem with the deposition until he was changing planes while traveling there. He writes at his site:

The hurricane in the Houston area occurred on September 12/13;

Mr. Murphrey cancelled the deposition on September 23 when I was already on my way to Fort Wayne, Indiana for the deposition;

I will offer up one bit of wholly unsolicited advice to Markland: The best way to reclaim your Google reputation is not only by creating that web site (and obviously expanding it to describe your firm and the actual lawyering that you do), but to start blogging. Why? Because by doing so you will be creating more content that will, over time, hopefully bury the hurricane story so that it is but a trifle. When people Google you in the future, you’d rather have that on page five than page one.

You’ve been introduced to blogging the hard way, but having now been forced into that sphere, you may want to make the best of it. Though you’ll have to do it well.

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After posting this, others have weighed in:

  • The Stars At Night; Are Big And Bright … (Above the Law)

    We’re sorry Mr. Markland, but Murphrey’s original letter was funny. Beyond that, it seems like you and Murphrey need to sit down and work things out. Maybe you can even use a “telephone” and talk thing through. But if you insist on using forms of communication that can reach a wider and unintended audience, we’ll continue to do our part.

  • Lawyers duke it out over post-Hurricane Ike depo (Texas Lawyer)

    The upside to the situation, Markland says, is that he’s now in a better position to understand — and to advise clients on — the dangers of the Internet age.

 

October 10th, 2008

"Barack Osama" Appears On New York Ballot


I try to stay away from the political fray for fear that my blog will run haywire on the subject, but this ballot on the right with “Barack Osama” comes out of New York, as per Capitol Confidential.

In Rensselaer County, just north of Albany, the absentee ballot you see was sent to 300 people. You can view the entire ballot here: /osama_absentee.pdf

I’ll be nice and agree that that is one ugly typo.

 

October 10th, 2008

Linkworthy


Some personal injury attorneys are chasing cases like crazy that deal with the Los Angeles Metrolink disaster from last month. TortsProf with the story. I pointed out a couple weeks back that it was this exact type of revolting practice that not only smears the names of the vast majority of PI lawyers who do not do this kind of thing, but also led New York to implement new advertising rules after the Staten Island Ferry disaster in 2003. MassTorts points out that sanctions may be coming for some;

Ron Miller wonders if AIG claims will have problems given the market meltdown. You have to click this link to find out: Personal Injury Claims Against AIG: Will They Get Paid?

Market woes have affected The Consumerist, a leading blog that has been forced to cut staff. Fortune 500 companies could be seen rejoicing;

TortsProf Bill Childs gets tenure, and still manages to do the Personal Injury Law Round-Up. Just avoid the celebratory beer stains on the sides of the blog;

What are the chances that the homeless person on the street has suffered a brain injury? Maybe as high as 50%. The Thirteenth Juror has the details (with a hat tip to Ed.)

And Blawg Review #180 is up at LawPundit with a German theme.

 

October 10th, 2008

Blogging with Kevin O’Keefe

I had the pleasure Tuesday night of joining a panel of speakers on blogging at the New York City Bar Association. Our host was blogging guru Kevin O’Keefe (Real Lawyers Have Blogs), and also sitting on the panel were Scott Greenfield (Simple Justice) and Dan Clement (New York Divorce Report). Each has a summary of the event at the above links.

The evening was a pleasure, and not just because these are really easy CLE credits for me. While I can’t contribute the way Kevin can on the technical aspects of blogging — I had a web guy set up this template for me and do all the technical heavy lifting — I was able to contribute what I know on the subject of creating content. In that regard, my post on 12 tips to better blogging served as a summary of what I think works, and doesn’t work, in this medium.

But the one thing that jumped out at me above all else were the technical questions on getting started and the use of RSS feeds. Kevin spent a long time on this, which is ironic since just five minutes of playing with a feed reader will teach you more than listening to an hour of talk. RSS is one of those things that are best taught by actually doing it. All one needs is some basic guidance on where to find a feed reeder, and then a kid’s desire to play and have a little fun.

And it is that same fun factor, I might add, that makes for good blogging. Because without the desire to do it, the blog will fall flat. This space, for example, as been relatively quiet in recent months because I’ve been busy elsewhere, and I refuse to post something just for the sake of posting. I would rather the space be silent than fill it with nonsense. Because that would take the fun out of it.