April 14th, 2010

Linkworthy (Stuff I’d Like To Blog About If I Only Had the Time)

Are first-year associates worthless? And do we have an oversupply of them?

Taxpayers get stuck with the bill when drug device manufacturers get immunity for defective products;

They kept insisting he was dead. (“That’s only air escaping his body.”) But the patient indicated otherwise. Who to sue?

Is Carl Paladino, Republican candidate for Governor of New York, a racist, or just a moron? You be the judge; And yeah, a little bestiality is probably enough to bring down a career;

And while I’m on the subject of New York governors, what did Eliot Spitzer get for $2,000/hr? Let’s just say, this is not entirely safe for work;

Prof. Geoffrey Stone debunks Chief Justice John Roberts‘ claim that umpires only call balls and strikes, in the op-ed section of the New York Times;

Roy Mura’s Coverage Counsel gets cited in a law review;

A Melbourne, Florida Melbourne, Australia traffic officer sets a world record for giving out a parking ticket;

Is drunk driving a victimless crime?

And while on the subject of booze…Beer with 32% alcohol? If your government doesn’t like it, maybe they will like the 1.1% beer named Nanny State;

A tiger goes tiger and kills a girl. Does the insurance company have to pony up in a wrongful death suit?

At Deliberations, under new ownership, a discussion of Homer Simpson, Fonzie, MacGyver and other holdout jurors;

If a brain injury is “mild,” is it serious? (And does it matter who’s brain it is?)

A million dollar verdict in New York gets tossed out. Was the plaintiff tossed from a roof?

Blawg Review #259 is up at Legal Blog Watch on its 5th Anniversary, and “Ed Post” guest blogs with a bucketload of questions;

And iff you haven’t hosted Blawg Review yet, here is a list of available dates.

 

April 10th, 2010

NYT Explains How They Got Punked on April Fool’s Day


The New York Times has a piece on social media and how the Times is dealing with it, and the mistakes that they are making in the process. Part of it concerns our little April Fool’s joke, in this excerpt from the Public Editor in The Danger of Always Being On:

David Goodman, who writes New York Online, an aggregation of news from many sources, bit on a claim by Eric Turkewitz, a personal injury lawyer and blogger, that he had been appointed official White House law blogger. Goodman tossed in a short item at the end of his April 1 post. Turkewitz wrote the next day that he had been hoping to catch political bloggers, “whose reputation is to grab any old rumor and run with it,” but instead bagged “the vaunted New York Times.”

Goodman, who said he knows he should have checked it out, especially on April Fool’s Day, said that because several prominent legal blogs also had the item, he gave it more credibility than he should have. What he did not know was that the other bloggers were in on the hoax. Corbett said the episode pointed up the risks of news aggregation and the need to rely on trustworthy sources.

But we weren’t the only ones to get them. They explain another episode also.

 

April 8th, 2010

Linkworthy (Post April Fool’s Day Edition)


An important Court of Appeals case I would blog if I had more time: Primary assumption of risk does not apply to children since they cannot understand the risks of what they are doing Thankfully, Roy Mura at Coverage Counsel had the time to write up Trupia v. Lake George School District (a 12-year-old boy who was seriously injured when he slid down a banister and fell on school property); And there is more on the case at the Sports Law Blog;

Who knew that a string cite could be entertaining? Judge Kozinski shows how it’s done;

Did WestLaw deliberately design their new pricing plan to be utterly incomprehensible? It seems like the only explanation: 3 Geeks and a Law Blog; Legal Research & Writing Pro; Legal Blog Watch. Oh yeah, it also tops out at $3,400/hr. It’s a good thing that lawyers and clients don’t care about expenses and have money to burn in these booming times;

Does a lawyer have to have an office to practice law, and if so, what kind? And what about that home office?

Rudy Giuliani gives an important lesson on leadership and terror trials;

This is an analogy that makes perfect sense: How Identify Theft if Like the Ford Pinto;

In the ethics department, the New York Committee on Professional Responsibility issued its first opinion under the new code (which switched over on, no joke, April 1, 2009). And the rule on what to do if your client lies during a deposition has changed;

Michael Jackson’s father plans to sue his son’s doctor for wrongful death, a subject I speculated about last year;

Do lawsuits make hospitals safer?

The trial lawyer, as theater director;

Here is tort “reform, made simple;

Legal ethics and the embarrassment of having been wrong;

The jurisprudence of April Fool’s Day;

Since April Fool’s Day seems to last forever these days, a special link;

And Blawg Review #258 give us the 300 birthday of the Statute of Anne

 

April 5th, 2010

Welcome New Readers (Gawker, Instapundit, Right-Wing Blogosphere and others) – bumped and updated x2


To those coming over from Gawker for a few moments to read about a small April Fool’s stunt that punked The New York Times, and how it happened, welcome.

[Bumped and updated: Welcome, also, Instapundit, and others linked below]

[Updated x2 due to an influx of political bloggers from the right side of the aisle, with a selection below]

To give you a sense of the joint, for first time visitors, you can see some of the Greatest Hits in the right side bar, along with my Blawg Reviews.

I’ll trust you know how to use that RSS button when you realize you simply can’t live without having a personal injury lawyer in your RSS feed. People are like that sometimes.

Feel free to mosey around, but please try not to trash the joint while you’re here.

See: NYT Fooled Twice on April Fools’ Day (Gawker)

More:

  • Mr. NYPILB Doesn’t Go to Washington (Coverage Counsel):

    And I, for one, am glad Mr. NYPILB is staying in New York. And that he posted that second, less aged-looking photo of himself with his family…

  • Blogger Tricks NYT on April Fools Day (Mediaite):

    April 2nd is sometimes like the “morning after” scene in a big war movie, where you walk around the body-strewn battlefield and try to identify everyone who’s been killed. Or in this case, fooled. This year, one of the victims turned out to be that old veteren war horse, the New York Times, who got tricked by a prank pulled by the writer of a law blog…

  • Today’s Blooper of the Week (Set in Style):

    April Fool’s Day was great fun for some. Even the Pope participated, washing 12 pairs of feet with water and (who knew?) a solution that made those feet itch like mad 10 minutes later….

  • Turkewitz Blogger — The OTHER One — Punks The New York Times (Let’s Talk Turkey):

    Eric Turkewitz, blogger extraordinaire, also happens to be my man. He’s got a highly-popular blog in the legal and political landscape and rarely do our paths cross in the traffic-jammed blogosphere. But today they did…

  • New York Times is April Fooled by Law Blogger (Lowering the Bar)

    Not me, unfortunately — as I pointed out yesterday, nobody with fingers and access to a search engine would be fooled for very long by anything I tried to pass off as serious. But somebody, or a group of somebodies, with more respectability than me did manage to fool no less than the New York Times for about three hours…

  • That April Foolin’ New York Personal Injury Lawyer (Wise Law Blog):

    I confess that for a brief moment, I was fooled too.

    When our blawger friend, Eric Turkewitz of the New York Personal Injury Attorney Blog announced his appointment last week as “official White House law blogger,” my instant immediate reaction was ‘wow, that’s cool — I know that guy!’…

  • Fake story meant to ensnare bloggers catches NYT instead (Liberty Pundits):

    And these clowns wonder why they are circling the drain? This lawyer pulled the fake story stunt to entrap us — political bloggers — because “fact checking is not” our “strong suit,” so he claimed. We ignored the story, and the NYT ran with it…[much more, with bonus personal attack, no extra charge!]

  • Fake story meant to ensnare bloggers catches NYT instead (LauraIngraham):

    It’s a good ruse complete with charts and stories…

  • New York Times punked again (American Thinker):

    What happens when a personal injury lawyer tries to punk “political bloggers”? Answer: the blogs ignore it, but the New York Times runs with it — on April 1…

  • April Fools’ Joke Snares NYTimes (TheAtlanticWire):

    The rise of Twitter has made rapid information-sharing and fact-checking so easy that many journalists spent April Fools’ Day bemoaning the end of pranks. But one enterprising law blogger could celebrate a successful hoax when he hooked the Gray Lady herself…

 

April 5th, 2010

Is an April Fool’s Joke an Ethical Violation?


Just when I thought I’d put the April Fool’s fun behind me — and started to plot next year’s prank — comes this little nugget:

April Fool’s Day Isn’t For Everybody: Once again, Ethics Alarms will declare that it is irresponsible for anyone not pictured on his or her blog wearing a clown nose to put out false facts “just for fun” … yes, even on April 1. 

Who the heck is this blogger and why is he such a killjoy? And more importantly, does his argument have even a grain of merit?

The blog is Ethics Alarms and appears to be the work of Jack Marshall, who claims to run an ethics consulting firm in Alexandria, VA and mixes seminars with music and theatre. Marshall, it seems, had me in mind for his posting. The giveaway was that he used my name. Let’s explore the post further:

Eric Turkewitz, a New York lawyer, has an astounding post on his blog ridiculing the New York Times ( as well as some blogs and websites) for believing and reporting his fake announcement that he had been appointed the official White House law blogger. 

Well, I’m flattered he thought it was astounding. But there was no ridicule for blogs and websites (plural); only for the New York Times. And the ridicule was earned because the paper failed to do a simple fact check of its story. They didn’t even bother to call me until hours after it was posted, when they realized they’d been had. While the WSJ reporter was initially taken in by the joke, he didn’t write about the hoax until after he’d phoned both me and the White House. He did his job.

But let’s cut to the ethics part because, while I understand that some don’t like April Fool’s jokes, the issue of ethics is more important than the issue of whether such pranks are your cup of tea:

…lawyers like Turkewitz are forbidden by their ethics rules (Rule 8.4, to be exact) from engaging in intentional misrepresentation or dishonesty, and there is no April Fool’s Day exception. The Times and other trusted Turkewitz to behave professionally and ethically, and he did not; and he is criticizing them? Web hoaxes are unethical, always, every day of the week, and web hoaxes perpetrated by lawyers are professional misconduct, 

Rule 8.4? OK, let’s run that one down. Rule 8.4(c) states that “A lawyer or lawfirm shall not…engage in conduct involving dishonesty, fraud, deceit or misrepresentation.”

Marshall claims that there is no exception for humor. I disagree. More importantly, I believe that the courts will stand behind me. And that is based on the recent legal battle over New York’s 2007 amendments to our attorney ethics rules in Alexander v Cahill. As it happens, I’ve written plenty of posts about this ongoing legal struggle over what can, and cannot be used in legal advertising.

And one of the things that the court had to decide was whether deliberate misrepresentations by a lawfirm were ethical when done with humor to make a point.

In Alexander v. Cahill, the State of New York took aim at the ads of Alexander & Catalano, as they claimed, among other things:

  • Lawyers being retained by aliens;
  • Lawyers having the ability to leap tall buildings in a single bound;
  • Lawyers stomping around downtown Syracuse, Godzilla-style.

The State Attorney General claimed the ads were unethical because they were literally false. They actually made this argument (not on April 1st) and you can read the State’s brief if you want. (My tax dollars at work, thank you very much.)

But the ads were upheld by the District Court when the rules were found unconstitutional, and more importantly, upheld again by the Second Circuit when it likewise found the rules unconstitutional. It was all about First Amendment protections of free speech.

The Second Circuit wrote that the use of humor was not only OK, even if a false portrayal took place, but that it might actually be beneficial in some circumstances:

Moreover, the sorts of gimmicks that this rule appears designed to reach — such as Alexander & Catalano’s wisps of smoke, blue electrical currents, and special effects — do not actually seem likely to mislead. It is true that Alexander and his partner are not giants towering above local buildings; they cannot run to a client’s house so quickly that they appear as blurs; and they do not actually provide legal assistance to space aliens. But given the prevalence of these and other kinds of special effects in advertising and entertainment, we cannot seriously believe — purely as a matter of “common sense” — that ordinary individuals are likely to be misled into thinking that these advertisements depict true characteristics. Indeed, some of these gimmicks, while seemingly irrelevant, may actually serve “important communicative functions: [they] attract[] the attention of the audience to the advertiser’s message, and [they] may also serve to impart information directly.” 

So now we turn to blogs. Would a court rule that blogs such as this one are an advertisement to gain clients, or non-commercial speech? In our analysis, it wouldn’t matter. Though restrictions on speech are greater for commercial speech than non-commercial, the use of humor (even with false depictions) has already been upheld in the stricter (commercial) setting. An April Fool’s prank that can be immediately debunked with a single phone call or email is not one that could hold up for more than a day and not one that could be taken seriously.

Moving one step further along, though it really isn’t necessary, the April Fool’s hoax has a role in social commentary in that it was designed to root out people that act on a serious news story without fact checking. I wasn’t expecting The Times to fall for it, of course, but I did think that others would and that there was a good point to be made about people rushing to fall for stories, even on a day when they should be on the lookout for such things.

Thus, Rule 8.4 cannot be read in a vacuum. The claim by Marshall that “there is no April Fool’s Day exception” would seem to be pretty clearly wrong. There is an exception, and it’s called the First Amendment.

So, leaving aside the easy responses one might have to those that would criticize an April Fool’s prank such as the one I pulled with my co-conspirators, it would seem that, on the law, the First Amendment rules the day.

And the rules also wouldn’t apply here because the hoax wasn’t pulled in conjunction with the representation of any client. Thus, if you make the April Fool’s joke an ethical violation, then so too are misrepresentations surrounding surprise parties, Santa Claus and The Tooth Fairy.

Two final notes: First, the jester in the photo is me, circa 1995. Sorry I couldn’t find a photo with a clown nose. Second, same time next year?

(No clients were hurt in the perpetration of this hoax.)