July 23rd, 2009

Bar Exam Horror Stories


As I am reminded by Above the Law, the bar exam is coming up. And that means it’s time once again to run the stories of the two legendary screw-ups in New York bar exam history. I claim a proud connection to both.

Since there is no need to re-invent the wheel and re-write, I present to you, for your reading pleasure…
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New York Bar Exams (Legendary Screw-Ups) (July 16, 2008)

It’s that time of year again. Time for the bar exam. And so it is only fair I think, as recent grads work and sweat and cram and get all anxious, to remind them of some things.

First, that’s how you will probably feel when you try a case.

Second, the New York bar exam has had a couple of legendary screw-ups, and I’m here to remind you during your moments of insecurity, nausea and panic about them. I’d like to think it’s part of my job, but really, I’m just having fun at your expense.

There was the 1985 exam. The one where the multi-state exam results were lost or stolen. That was for those that took the test inside one of the New York Passenger Ship Terminals on the west side of Manhattan. I know first hand about that test: Your Bar Exam Answer Sheet is Gone — Now What? Hundreds had to re-take the exam. But not me. Click the link and see why.

Lest you think that was the only time our trusty bar examiners fouled up, fear not, they managed to do it again last year by losing some essay answers that were typed on laptops, due to a software crash.

But last year’s story seemed to go on, and on. To fix the problem of missing answers, the bar examiners decided to do a grade approximation. Trust us, they said, to get it right this second time. Trusting them might not have been such a good idea though, as a question arose due to an anonymous comment on this blog as to how, exactly, they did that approximation. It included giving a grade of 3/10 for an essay that was never written because the guy ran out of time.

And then the story got weirder still, after I called up and found out that an unknown appeals process existed at the New York State Board of Law Examiners. Lawyers creating a secret appeals process? Just how weird is that? An anonymous test-taker blogged his experience here, in the rest of that entry that followed my call.

But wait, there’s more! The guy who took the exam, the one who was told he had failed and then blogged his experience here, then went public under his real name, Eric Zeni. He successfully appealed, after after being told there was no appeal process. He had argued his first case and won. Zeni was sworn in as an attorney earlier this year. [Update: And is now practicing law out on Long Island with a small firm.]

Are there lessons to be learned from these stories? Probably. But I’ll leave my readers to figure them out.

 

July 22nd, 2009

Heard in the Courthouse (7/22/09)

In Bronx Supreme Court today, a woman calling out “Hand Jobs! Hand Jobs!”

My inquisitive correspondent found that McLean v. Hand Jobs, Inc. (Index #350502/2008) was on for a Preliminary Conference before Justice Suarez and defense counsel was looking for plaintiff’s counsel.

Defendant is a car wash.

No word yet on whether the day had a happy ending. The doctrine of unclean hands is rumored to be at issue.

 

July 22nd, 2009

Linkworthy


The state of medical care in Texas sees more potential for decline, as two whistle blower nurses are criminally charged after expressing patient safety concerns;

I’ve written before that the best way to put me out of business is for doctors to say “I’m sorry.” Now comes yet another study on the subject;

A $348 wheelchair costs taxpayers $1,200;

William Safire adds to the discussion on “Sotomayor & Associates” in his On Language column in the New York Times Magazine. He also expected questions on the subject;

Nebraska to New York: Your bicameral legislature is a circus. Come watch how a nonpartisan, unicameral government works just fine;

Does this ad infringe on Apple’s famous “I’m a Mac; I’m a PC” campaign?

Another lawyer tries to copyright his nastygram. Here’s the analysis on why lawyer Martin Singer is full of hot air. With Greenfield (The Lawyer Letter Commandeth), me previously when Public Citizen called the bluff of John Dozier (Don’t Post This Letter On The Internet!), The San Diego Reader (If You Use This, I’ll Sue) and Overlaywered with more links.

This week The Complex Litigator gave us Blawg Review #221, from the perspective of a class action attorney. Last week it was Walter Olson at Overlawyered with Blawg Review # 220 who, shall we say, may not be as keen on class actions as others.

TortsProf with their 42nd iteration of the Personal Injury Law Round-Up; And in case you were keeping track, I ran 36 of these round-ups before exhaustion got the better of me. Brooks Schuelke did it for awhile, but it was likewise for him too much to do on a consistent basis. So a big tip of the hat to Bill Childs and his merry band of torts professors, not just for the quality of their links but for their stamina as they come up on their one year anniversary of doing it.

And the Naked Cowboy is running for Mayor. Why not?

 

July 15th, 2009

Debunking Yet Another Tort "Reform" Column, This Time in Forbes


I feel like a broken record sometimes, rebutting the same disingenuous tort “reform” nonsense over and over. The latest comes from Forbes (via PofL), in a piece written by Manhattan Institute fellow John Avlon, regarding the amount that New York City pays out in settlements and verdicts.

His comments in italics with my responses:

The city’s $568 million outlay in fiscal year 2008 was more than double what it spent 15 years ago.

Only double? So then, when you account for inflation, there really hasn’t been much change at all?

Sidewalk “slip-and-falls” cost taxpayers $54 million…

Sidewalk cases against the city have mostly evaporated as a result of a change in the law six years ago. In 7-210 of the Administrative Code of the City of N.Y the city shifted liability for the miserable state of our sidewalks to most of the abutting landowners.

Suing the city is big business. Ninety percent of the city’s claims costs come from personal-injury lawsuits; of these, medical-malpractice suits are by far the priciest, draining $145.3 million from city coffers in fiscal year 2008–a particular vulnerability for a self-insured city with 11 public hospitals.

Has it occurred to you that the city’s hospitals get sued often because most of them suck? If you think the city is vulnerable, what about the folks that are forced to use those hospitals? Here’s a suggestion on how to reduce city malpractice claims: Improve the hospitals. I know, it’s a crazy notion.

Nearly 90 cases against the city were settled for amounts over $1 million, and the average settlement was nearly $75,000–up from $14,396 in 1984. (The city settles most suits to reduce the costs of going to trial.)

The city settles cases when the facts warrant it. They take verdicts when the facts warrant it. The idea that the city settles a million dollar case simply to avoid the cost of trying it is empty political rhetoric that is wholly unsupported by analysis. It’s gibberish, and every medical malpractice attorney in this town knows it, defense included.

Why is Gotham such a litigation target? Blame New York State’s laws, which have made the city a gold mine for personal-injury lawyers.

Having already admitted that medical malpractice cases are the biggest problem, don’t you think you should point out that New York has some of the lowest legal fees in the nation for medical malpractice cases? Some gold mine. And perhaps one day you should look at the actual economics of taking a malpractice case in New York.

…the cozy relationship of New York trial-law firms and state lawmakers, who have received $2 million in donations over the last five years from the New York State Trial Lawyers Association.

So how much have Fortune 500 companies made in donations? Seems to me that if you want to do a comparison of donations then you need to actually have something to compare it to.

Under current law, lawyers’ fees in medical-malpractice cases are capped at 10% for all awards exceeding $1.25 million. In recent budget negotiations, Silver reportedly pushed for increasing that cap to 33%–a massive new incentive for lawsuit abuse in the Empire State

Currently, due to the low legal fees, most acts of malpractice are never put into suit. The medical community has de facto immunity from negligence in most cases. Once upon a time conservatives actually believed in personal responsibility for the conduct of people. That seems to have disappeared when it comes to protecting big business with various tort “reform” measures.

A good start would be to place caps on noneconomic damages, such as pain and suffering, as two-thirds of states have done.

Well, that would effectively make victims bear the brunt of the negligence of others. And you think that is good policy? Let the victims get poorer and the tortfeasors walk away?

In Texas, for instance, lawmakers recently imposed a $250,000 cap on noneconomic damages, which not only resulted in dramatically reduced malpractice-insurance premiums for doctors, but also cut the number of all tort lawsuits in half and doubled the number of doctors applying to practice medicine there.

To the determent of the victims. I think we can agree that when you slam the courthouse door shut in someone’s face then the wrongdoers will benefit and the victims will lose. See: Do Texas Med-Mal Damage Caps Work? (What Do You Mean By “Work?”)

But perhaps the single most effective action would be to establish a court of claims for municipal cases to restrain outsize judgments.

Interesting assumption. Some counties have become so notoriously conservative that plaintiffs no longer ask for jury trials. It’s the defendants that are making the requests. Of course, if the city attorneys appear only in front of city judges they will be able to form a more comfortable relationship with each other. Perhaps that is what you had in mind?

One last thought, if you want to “control” lawsuits; why not just abolish them and tell the victims to just piss off? Because we both know that this will be fair, make sidewalks, hospitals and cars safer, and lead to greater accountability by those that currently act negligently. Right?

Related: The False Premises of Medical Malpractice “Reform” (Response to Richard Epstein in WSJ) 6/30/09
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Elsewhere:

Reasonable people smarter than I am support the idea of reforming the tort system and limiting the rights of victims. But you have to at least pretend to write a balanced article if your are trying to convince the undecided. Otherwise, you are just preaching to the choir. [more]

  • Andrew Oh-Willeke @ Wash Park Prophet responds with Tort Suits Not What’s Wrong With NYC:

    Rather than securing and paying for medical malpractice insurance, the city’s hospital system “self-insures.” Thus, while medical malpractice insurance premiums don’t show up on the books in other jurisdictions at “lawsuit” related costs, they do in New York City…

    John P. Avlon’s … rant against New York City litigation is either fatally incompetent or dishonest. [much more here]

Links to this post:

tort suits not what’s wrong with nyc
forbes, the magazine of big business, has recently released an article arguing that new york city is unfairly subject to too many lawsuits. most of the points that it makes are convincingly rebutted here.

posted by Andrew Oh-Willeke @ July 15, 2009 8:08 PM

forbes article on lawsuits in new york
i was tempted to respond to this forbes article on how our tort system and medical malpractice lawyers are ruining new york. but, to save myself some effort, i decided to wait the obligatory fifteen minutes to give the resident new york

posted by @ July 15, 2009 12:22 PM

john avlon, “sue city”
manhattan institute senior fellow john avlon, in forbes: new york city spends more money on lawsuits than the next five largest american cities — los angeles, chicago, houston, phoenix and philadelphia — combined.
posted by Walter Olson @ July 15, 2009 9:28 AM