Heard in the Courthouse (7/22/09)

In Bronx Supreme Court today, a woman calling out “Hand Jobs! Hand Jobs!”

My inquisitive correspondent found that McLean v. Hand Jobs, Inc. (Index #350502/2008) was on for a Preliminary Conference before Justice Suarez and defense counsel was looking for plaintiff’s counsel.

Defendant is a car wash.

No word yet on whether the day had a happy ending. The doctrine of unclean hands is rumored to be at issue.